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It was near Christmas and Little Johnny, the neighborhood paperboy, received Christmas cards (with extra big tips enclosed) from the first three houses on his route. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a big breakfast - eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was completely satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this is just too wonderful for words," Little Johnny said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I asked my husband what to give you since it's Christmas time. He said, 'Fuck him, give him a dollar.' " The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."


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