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Once there was a woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen, even though the garden of the little boy next door had beautiful, bright red tomatoes. Admiring her neighbor's garden, she went one day and inquired of him his secret. "It's really quite simple," Little Johnny explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
"I don't think if I did that, it would help my tomatoes grow," the indignant woman sniffed. "Maybe not," Little Johnny replied excitedly "But it would help my cucumbers!"


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