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"Hey! This looks like a great meal! I know I'm lucky to have such a beautiful girlfriend, but I didn't know you were a fantastic cook as well."
"I feel I should warn you, Little Johnny," she simpered, "that I expect my mom and dad home in an hour."
"But I'm not doing anything," he protested. "I know," she sighed. "I just wanted to let you know how much time you had."


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