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One day Little Johnny's dad returned home from a plane trip just as a very severe thunderstorm hit. As he went into his bedroom about 2 a.m., he found his two children in bed with his wife, apparently scared by the loud storm, so he went to sleep in the guest bedroom. The next day he told the kids that it was okay to sleep with mom during a bad storm, but please don't sleep with her on the night he's expected home. After his next trip several weeks later, his wife and the kids picked him up in the terminal at the scheduled arriving time, but the plane was late and the terminal's waiting area was packed. When Little Johnny's dad entered the waiting area, Little Johnny ran towards him while shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!" As he waved back, he said loudly, "What's the good news?" Little Johnny then shouted back so loud that the whole waiting area heard him, "Nobody slept with mommy while you were away this time!"


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