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Johnny and his class mates had all been asked to bring something to school to show the class that would explain what their father did for a living. Everybody was impressed by Johnny's oxy-acetylene torch and face mask. After school Johnny waited outside the gates for his mother to collected him. A stanger approached.
"Hello" said the stranger, "You look like a nice boy, I'm supposed to take you home"
"OK" says Johnny and happily trots off with the strange fellow.
Along the way the stranger asks "Have you ever heard the word penis?"
"No" replies Johnny.
"Have you ever heard the word masturbation?"
"No" replies Johnny.
"How about bugger?"
"Look, mister," says Johnny "I'm not a real welder"


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