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What Girls Say and What They Mean:
1) "Can't we just be friends?" ("There is no way in hell I am ever gonna let any part of your body touch mine again.")
2) "I just need some space." ("Yea, space without you in it.")
3) "Can you help me with my homework?" ("If I keep whining the fool will do it for me.")
4) "Do I look fat in this dress?" ("We haven't had a fight in awhile.")
5) "No, pizza's fine" ("Cheap bastard!")
6) "I just don't want a BF right now." ("I just don't want you as a BF.")
7) "I dunno; what do you wanna do?" ("I can't believe you don't have anything planned.")
8) "Come here." ("My puppy does this too.")
9) "I like you but..." ("I just don't like you.")
10) "You never listen." ("You never listen!")
11) "We're moving too quickly." ("I won't sleep with you til I find out if this guy in Bio has a GF or not.")
12) "I'll be ready in a minute." ("I am ready, but I'm gonna make you wait cuz I know you will.")
13) "Oh, no, I'll pay for myself!" ("I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going Dutch.")
14) "Oh, yes! Right there!" ("Well, near there; I just wanna get this over with.")
15) "I'm just goin out with the girls." ("We're gonna go out and make fun of you and your friends.")
16) "There's no one else." ("I'm doing your brother.")
17) "Size doesn't count..." ("Unless I want an orgasm.")


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