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What Guys Say and What They Mean:
1) "It's just orange juice, try it." ("3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.")
2) "She's kinda cute." ("I wanna bang her til I'm blue.")
3) "I dunno if I like her." ("She won't blow me.")
4) "I need you." ("My hand is tired.")
5) "I had her." ("I had wet dreams about her all week.")
6) "I really wanna get to know you better." ("So we can do what I tell my friends we do already.")
7) "How do I compare with all your other BFs?" ("Is my penis really that small?")
8) "You're the only girl I've ever cared about." ("You're the only girl that hasn't rejected me.")
9) "I want you back." ("...for tonight anyway.")
10) "We've been through so much together." ("If not for you, I never would've lost my virginity.")
11) "I miss you so much." ("I'm so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.")
12) "No, I don't wanna dance right now." (Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on!")
13) "The break-up should not start for another few hours." ("I wanna have sex a few more times.")
14) "I'm different from all the other guys." ("I'm not circumcised.")


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