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Books and Authors:
1) "A Day At The Beach" by C. Side
2) "A Large Arsehole" by Hugh Janus
3) "A Visit To The Dentist" by Lord Howard Hertz
4) "Anal Passage" by R. Sole
5) "Beside The Seaside" by C. Shaw
6) "Blood Sucking Insects - Vol. 1" by Amos Quito
7) "Blood Sucking Insects - Vol.2" by Anne Othamosquito
8) "Blowing Up Buildings" by D. Molition
9) "Brainless" by M. T. Head
10) "Breaking The Ice" by P. Kaxx
11) "Brick Laying" by C. Ment
12) "Brown Spots On the Wall" by Hu Fling Pu
13) "Cannibalism" by Henrietta Mann
14) "Caring For Parrots" by L. O. Polly
15) "Cookery For Beginners" by Egon Chips
16) "Death On The Cliff's Edge" by Eileen Dover
17) "Defrosting Cattle" by Thora Herd
18) "Designing Placards" by Bill Poster
19) "Does My Bum Look Big?" by Hugh Janus
20) "End Of Term" by C. Myra Port
21) "Escape To The New Forest" by Lucinda Woods
22) "Evacuate The Building" by Rufus Falling
23) "Faeces In The Carpet" by Drew P. Draws
24) "Fashion Of The 1960's" by Minnie Skirt
25) "Feed Your Dog Correctly" by Nora Bone
26) "First In The Form" by Hedda De Classe
27) "Five Miles To The Nearest Toilet" by Willie Maykit and Betty Wont
28) "Fooling Around" by Joe King
29) "Forest Freedom" by Lucinda Woods
30) "Fun With Your Friends" by Joe Kerr
31) "Garden Full Of Weeds?" by Dan D. Lyon
32) "Give To The Poor" by Rob Deritch
33) "Golden Waterfall" by I. P. Standing
34) "Harbouring A Chinese Fugitive" by Hu Yu Hai Ding
35) "Hernia On The Yangtze" by Won Hung Low
36) "Hole In The Mattress" by Mr. Completely
37) "Home Haircutting" by Shaun Head
38) "Homosexuality For Beginners" by Ben Dover
39) "Homosexuality In Ireland" by Patrick Fitzgerald & Gerald Fitzpatrick
40) "How To Boast Successfully" by Ivor Biggun
41) "How To Make An Igloo" by S. Keemo
42) "In The Lions Den" by Nora Bone
43) "Laying Carpets" by Walter Wall
44) "Leaving Your Country" by Emma Grate
45) "Lion Tamer's Manual" by Claude Allovah
46) "Love In Old Mexico" by L. Rotten Crotcho
47) "Man Joins A Convent" by Farquar Loadanuns
48) "Mistake We All Make" by General Error
49) "Mouth Of The River" by S. Tury
50) "Moving House" by Ivor Newhome
51) "On The Rocks" by Mandy Lifeboat
52) "Out On Parole" by Freda Convict
53) "Pachyderms" by L. E. Fant
54) "Parachute Jumping" by Willie Maykit
55) "Performing '69' In Japan" by Tu Can Chu
56) "Premature Children In China" by Tai Nee Bai Be
57) "Problem Children" by Miss B. Haviour
58) "Riding Horses For Pleasure" by G. G. Canters
59) "Run For Your Lives" by Major Panic
60) "Russian Torture" by Hugh Bitchacockov
61) "Rustle In The Bushes 1" by Izzie Honour
62) "Rustle In The Bushes 2" by Willie Gettit
63) "Rusty Bed Springs" by I. P. Freely
64) "Sadistic Sex" by Nora Bone
65) "Screams In The Night" by Claude Balls
66) "Set Fire To The Taxman" by Bernardette Collector
67) "Show Jumping" by Jim Carner
68) "Sneezing Fit" by A. Choo
69) "Solitude" by I. Malone
70) "Spare The Rod, Spoil The Child" by Corporal Punishment
71) "Speed Reader" by Paige Turner
72) "Spots On The Wall" by Hu Flung Poo
73) "Streams In The Desert" by I. P. Daily
74) "Teach Your Parrot To Talk" by L. O. Polly
75) "The Case Of The Stolen Chestnut" by Nick McConker
76) "The Cat's Revenge" by Claude Balls
77) "The Chinese Man With One Testicle" by Wot Went Wong
78) "The Chinese Paedophile" by Fuk M Yung
79) "The Dripping Tap" by Lee King
80) "The Easy Lay" by Carmen Gettit
81) "The Inevitable Occurrence" by Sue Nora Layter
82) "The Largest Bra In The World" by Norma Stitz
83) "The Nagging Wife" by Mona Lott
84) "The Open Kimono" by Seymour Hair
85) "The Rich Person" by Millie O'Naire
86) "The Russian With Three Testicles" by Ooja Nikabolokov
87) "The Size Of My Penis" by Mike Oxlong
88) "The Thirsty Diner" by Phil McCuppup
89) "The Trail In The Sand" by Dick Draggin
90) "The Worst Weekend In My Life" by Helen Back
91) "Thunder in the Night" by Henrietta Bean
92) "Tomcat's Revenge" by Claude Balls
93) "Trouble In Lancashire" by Igor Blimey
94) "Under The Grandstand" by Seymour Butts
95) "Viagra: What It Can Do For You" by Eric Shone
96) "Weeds In My Garden" by Dan D. Lyon
97) "Weight Lifting" by Buster Gutt
98) "Where Did I Go Wrong?" by Major Mistake
99) "Wonderful Sex Life" by Mona Lott
100) "Wrist Exercises" by Wayne King


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