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A guy walks into a bar and he sees his friend's wife, Julia, sitting there talking to the bartender. He slides over next to her and he says "Hey, Julia, will you come into the back room with me?" So she says okay. When they get there, he says, "Julia, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. If I could just see one of your breasts, I would die a happy man. Plus, I'll pay you $200". Julia thinks what the heck, $200 is $200. She unbuttons her shirt and opens one side of it up. The guy promptly throws $200 on the table. Then he says to her "Those are the most beautiful breasts I've ever seen, if you would show me both of them together, I'll give you another $200". She shows him both of her breasts. He then throws another $200 on the table and leaves. When Julia gets home, she tells her husband that she ran into his friend at the bar earlier. He says "That's nice, did he say anything about the $400 he owes me?"


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