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A really drunk woman walks into a bar. She sits down at the bar and yells "Heyyyy, tenderbar, give me a tinimar, with a pickle on top." The bartender gives her a drink, she drinks it down, and then goes "Ahhh, heartburn."
Again, the drunk lady says "Heyyyy, tenderbar, give me a tinimar, with a pickle on top." Again, she drinks the drink and says "Ahhh, heartburn."
This goes on for a couple more times when, finally, the Bartender gets fed up. The drunk lady tries to order another drink, when the bartender says "Look, lady, its not tenderbar, its bartender; its not a Tinimar, its a Martini; its not a pickle, its an olive; and its not heartburn you have, your left tit is hanging in the ashtray!"


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