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A man walks into a bar and orders a round of drinks for the house, a shot for himself and a shot for the bartender. After everyone takes their drink the bartender turns to the man and says "That'll be $89. "The man looks at the bartender and says "Sorry I don't have any money." The bartender then proceeds to kick the shit out of the man and throw him out.
The next day same man comes walking into the bar. He then proceeds to order a round of drinks for the house, a shot for himself and a shot for the bartender. After everyone finishes their drink the bartender says "That'll be $96." Man says "Sorry, but I don't have any money." The bartender again proceeds to kick his ass and throw him out.
The next day again the same man comes walking into the bar. The bartender thinks to himself "He can't be that stupid he has to have brought money!" The guy sits down and orders a round of drinks for the house and a shot for himself. The bartender asks "What about my shot?" The man looks at him and replies "Sorry, but you get too violent when you drink!"


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