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A guy sees a pretty lady at the end of the bar and is interested in buying her a drink. He tells the bartender that he will buy her another of whatever she is drinking. The bartender says "OK, I'll pour it for her. But just for your information, she's a hooker. She'll do what you want for money." The drink gets delivered and the woman makes eyes at the guy, inviting him over. After a couple of minutes of chatting, the guy gets up the nerve to ask her "The bartender says you're a hooker, is that true?" The woman says "Yes, I do it for the money. In fact, I'll do anything for $200." The guy thinks for a minute and then pulls out $200, gives it to her and says "Paint my house."


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