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A man had dreamt all his life of going to Rome. He told his friend, the local barber, all about it one day while having his hair cut.
Barber: "How will you get there?"
Man: "I'm going on Alitalia."
Barber: "No-not them, they have a terrible reputation. Where will you stay?"
Man: "At the Rome Hilton."
Barber: "Forget it, I hear their hotel there is abysmal. When you get there what will you do?"
Man: "Why, I'm going to see the Pope."
Barber: "Come on. Who are you? You're not famous or well-known. Don't be ridiculous!"
A month later the man returned to get his hair cut again.
Barber: "So, you never got to Rome, did you?"
Man: "Oh, yes, I did! Alitalia was a wonderful airline. And the Hilton hotel was magnificent. And I did get to see the Pope."
Barber: "Well, what happened?"
Man: "I bent down to kiss the Pope's ring."
Barber: "You're kidding! What did he say?"
Man: "He looked at me and said, `Son, where did you get that lousy haircut?'"


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