Funny Jokes

"The MOST ENTERTAINING site on the internet"

Random Joke

Early one morning a man called for a taxi to take him to the airport, which was a couple miles down the highway. He patiently waited about thirty minutes and called the taxi company again to say that their cab had not arrived. The dispatcher assured the gentleman that it was on the way. However, several minutes later, he was still waiting. He had to call a third time, saying "I need that taxi in a hurry. I've got to make that flight to the West Coast that is due to leave in thirty minutes." The young lady on duty at the taxi company said "I'm sorry for the delay. Your cab should be there any second now. But, don't worry. I'm sure you won't miss your plane because that flight is always late taking off." "Well, one thing's for sure," the man said, "it will be very late taking off this morning because I'm the pilot."


Last Joke
Next Joke