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Computer Messages - what they say and what they mean by it:
Press Any Key - press any key you like but I'm not moving.
Press A Key - nothing happens unless you press the 'A' key.
Fatal Error. Please contact technical support quoting error no. 1A4-2546512430E... - ... where you will be kept on hold for 10 minutes, only to be told that it's a hardware problem.
Installing program to C:... - ... and I'll also be writing a few files into c:windows and c:windowssystem where you'll NEVER find them.
Not enough memory - I don't CARE if you've got 64 MB of RAM, I want to use the bit below 640K.
Cannot read from drive D:... - ...however, if you put the CD in right side up...
Please Wait... - ...indefinitely.
Directory does not exist... - ....any more. Woops.
The application caused an error. Choose Ignore or Close. - ....Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.


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