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Things You Don't Want to Hear Your System Administrator Saying:
1) NO! Not that button!
2) Do you smell something?
3) I have never seen it do that before...
4) Ooops. Save your work, everyone. FAST!
5) What do you mean you needed that directory?
6) Where did you say those backup tapes were kept?
7) The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.
8) I cleaned up the root partition and now there's lots of free space.


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