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You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if...
1) When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits;
2) You dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors;
3) You are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page;
4) After fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number;
5) You get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want;
6) You look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window;
7) You look for the undo command after making a mistake;
8) You disdain people who use low baud rates;
9) You know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use;
10) You can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them;
11) You would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon;
12) You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires;
13) You see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs;
14) You know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes;
15) You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better - the track ball or the track pad;
16) You are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.


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