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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
A2: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
A3: It only takes one lawyer to change your light bulb to his light bulb.


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