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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! Thats terrible!!! What could be Worse?! What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."


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