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A to Z of drinking
A is for Alcohol: The key to surviving college.
B is for Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
C is for Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D is for Dancing: A favourite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E is for Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F is for Fucked-Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G is for Games: Anything that involves cards, dice and chugging beers.
H is for Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I is for Idiot: The guy that spilled his beer on you and everyone else at the party.
J is for Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home.
K is for Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L is for Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M is for Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying.
N is for Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O is for Ouch!: When you sober up, you ache everywhere, as you were so drunk that you fell down the stairs somewhere and are only now feeling the pain.
P is for Piss: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q is for Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning.
R is for Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.
S is for Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T is for Ten: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk.
U is for Under-Age: Most of the drinking population in college town.
V is for Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to get drunk in an hour.
W is for Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of Biology class tomorrow.
X is for X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y is for Yourself: The one who drinks way too much every week-end.
Z is for Zoned: How you will be for the next 12 hours following drinking.


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