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A man is taking his Rottweiller out for a walk. It is a hot day and after a while he decides to go into a bar for a drink. The bartender tells him dogs are not allowed and he must tie it up outside. After a few drinks a woman walks into the bar and asks if someone has a large dog out front. He proudly states "Yes, it is my Rottweiller, why do you ask"? She blurts out "It's dead". Stunned the man asks "Did you hit it with your car"? She replies "No, my dog killed it". Knowing how powerful a dog the Rottweiller is he poses the question to her "Pit-bull"? "No, I have a Chihuahua" came the answer. Puzzled he asked "How did your Chihuahua kill my Rottweiller?!" She replies "Well, I'm no vet, but I'd think she got stuck in his throat."


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