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A man was in a hurry to board the airplane and didn't have time to do the paperwork to get his little doggie on board. So the man stashed the puppy down the front of his pants and sneaked him on the plane. About 30 minutes into the flight a stewardess noticed that the man was squirming in his seat.
Stewardess: "Are you OK, mister?"
Man: "Yes, I'm fine."
Time went by and again the stewardess noticed strange movements.
Stewardess: "Are you sure you're all right, sir?"
Man: "Yes, but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to do the paperwork to bring my puppy on board, so I hid him down the front of my pants."
Stewardess: "I see. Well, as long as he's housebroken, I guess it will be OK."
Man: "Oh, he's housebroken. The problem is, he's not weaned yet!"


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