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Little Johnny's friend stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his golf partner nuts. Finally an exasperated Little Johnny says, "What the hell is taking so long? Hit the ball!!!" The other boy answers, "My mom is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." Little Johnny ponders this for a moment and then replies, "Forget it dude, you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"


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